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1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism
2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern
b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise
No example for the word 'guru' is available today.
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1. A learned man, who shares his knowledge to enlighten all those who are ignorant. He works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting his knowledge.
2. A very sexy man
3. A spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. He also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. A man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. Unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.
As a sculpted, masculine beast of a man walked by me, with a beer in hand, observed my elevated jugulovenous pressure, prescribed a triple drug therapy and suggested a better weights technique to grow my biceps, I knew I had just encountered....The Guru
Guru is a typical Indian boy who is loved by elders because of his seeming innocence. His innocence is just an act as he is very freaky with his close friends. He is quite introverted and hates small talk. He loves to exercise and has toned abs, biceps and a firm butt. He is rumored to have a unusually big cock. He has a sexy look which makes girls go crazy but he rarely gets into relationships. His friends call him "Daddy" for some reason. He loves to read books an watch gory horror movies. He is a true crime addict and thinks about murder a lot. He is one of the best friends you can have because he is caring, supportive and emotionally intelligent. He has a magnetic personality which is because of his mysteriousness. He hates getting photographed and loves to cook in his free time. True to his name, he is very knowledgeable and loves educating people.
Nandini: Hey, Shreya. I saw you with Guru yesterday, what did you guys do?
Shreya: You won't believe me but we had sex..
Nandini: WHAT!
Shreya: Yea, and girllll...his dick was enormous. I still can't walk straight.
Arijit: Dude, Did you see Guru at the pool yesterday?
Naman: OMG yes, He is such a daddy
Anshum: Where's Guru?
Sneha: He's probably contemplating murder again somewhere.
Anshum: Yea, he is OBSESSED.
someone who is an expert at gymming and is very fit.
Bilal: “that guy has such a nice back and sexy calves I bet he’s a Guru”
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The Teacher
Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
Guru Nanak.
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Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:
1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch
2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
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One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.
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