guy lingo

The secret language guys use to communicate to each other when girls or woman are around.

Bro 1: I got so much cake last night!
Bro 2: I see you bro, I would eat that cake you had last night.

Bro 1: Oh fuck yeah bud, I shot the ball into the hoop, is was small but I made it in.
Girl: Wtf are you two dumb asses saying??? Is this some guy lingo that I dont know about???