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Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).
Sally: Julie's boyfriend just told her he's seeing some other girl. Think she's coming out tonight.
Jane: Be prepared to fight off the guyotes, then. They can smell any breakup within a five mile radius, and I don't need to be taking her leftover shots of Jager all night.
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A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.
I was playing pool with my buddy, Pel, when a couple of manthers, a cougar and a guyote with a gray ponytail came and tried to take our table.
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The small to large herd (or pack) of males perusing a bar, searching for female stragglers (away from their group) or lone targets. Just think of a pack of coyotes and their hunting methods. Except being filled with booze.
Jane: Do you see that group of guys there? Some of them are kinda cute.
Jill: Yes, be careful. That's a guyote herd. Don't go to the bathroom by yourself. Take someone with you. And don"t wander too far from the bar either!
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