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guys and their dicks is what I think about all day
I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!
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Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.
Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! I want to suck some cock!
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Everyday
Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
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A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.
Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!
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on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
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Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!
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Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"
violently gargles on his dick