hafen

the act of licking seamen out of antoher persons hand while massagiing the testicles.

that women was doing a hafen on me

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hafenize

To self ridicule by virtue of vocalizing utter lack of wit and humor, followed by a solitary laugh

Dave was hafenized by when he told the Hitler joke in the synagogue, and thus was met with dead silence from the audience.