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When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang
1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night
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A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.
Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.
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Cry usually associated Nazi that means "hail victory".
The Nazis at the rally cried "sieg hagel" after Hitler was finished.
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A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.
"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"