Hagley

A place full of people who think they have money when they don't, a middle class peoples heaven, 4x4's round every corner with blonde women behind the wheel and kids under the age of 12 in all designer smoking weed, where you can hardly walk down the road without being posted in "What's happening in Hagley"- A pathetic Facebook group made up of pensioners and unemployed women with nothing to do all day but complain about their husbands not making enough money. Situated in the West Midlands, near Stourbridge, Hagley is truly one of the best places to be in the UK without a shadow of a doubt.

James: "Have you ever been to Hagley Mark?"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"

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hagley

Adjective

A compound word made up of the words hag and ugly, it is used to describe a person, typically a girl, who in addition to being ugly, also has numerous hag-like qualities, such as a cackling laugh, and facial features that go beyond the mere ugly to downright deformed.

Man 1: Hey man, I heard you fucked that Becca chick... bad luck dude, that girl is ugly.

Man 2: Look who's talking, you fucked Milly, that girl is downright Hagley.

Man 1: The shame.

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hagley

adjective.
From the Latin, hagleius pulcherus, brought to Britain in AD 55 with Caesar's invasion.
Meaning 'superlative beauty' and is only used in the modern day to signify someone of extreme magnetism and worth.

"Milly is a top-class hagley"

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HAGLEY

Hagley is a person who is the coolest most superb dude in he universe

You such a HAGLEY man