hair wank

to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.

Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks

Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V

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Angel Hair Wank

The art of sneaking up to someone with white hair and cutting a lock of their hair and then wrapping it around ur cock and masturbating with it. Named so because all angels have white hair

Luke: Man cut a lock of his hair out, i need an angel hair wank.

James: Forget that i've got a fresh bag at home from the hairdressers

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Angel Hair Wank

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

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