If someone says your hands are hairy it means you masterbate regulary.
You have hairy hands! WANKER!
When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.
"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?
No I was just Caught hairy handed