half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

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