Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

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Acting on impulse because all they want to do is have fun or trying to get laid. Usually acts without thinking about consequences or responsibilities of those actions or results of actions.

She ham Cu and goes out all night long