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In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.
After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.
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Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog