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ham-sandwich man

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.

I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.

by Jake Beideck September 23, 2006

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