Random
Source Code
Random
Intense and at times, violent masturbation.
"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.
HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!
It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
52👍 8👎
The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.
Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.
Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!
Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me