hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

Weenie hands

What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands

me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands

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Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind