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hand whore

Noun, one who is obsessed with holding hands and is constantly doing so. Not only with their boy/girlfriend but with anything near them, even a car door.

Damn, that girl is such a hand whore, she wouldn't let go of my hand all period.

Ugh, will you look at them, such hand whores, save it for your dates.

by handwhorehater December 2, 2009

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Hand-whore

Female who masturbates constantly with her hand.
Female masturbator who does not require toys.

1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.

2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.

3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.

by Spyboy Pseudodelic December 21, 2011

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Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

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whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 2, 2005

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The Whore (hand gesture)

When the thumbs are touching and the fingers are touching to form a circle, symbolizing the asshole.

The international hand gesture, first used by Marat, meaning whore.
Used to indecate that the girl is a whore.

1. I hear her asshole is this big (make hand gesture).
2. Making the hand gesture in reference to a girl. (no vocals needed)
3. Make the whore (hand gesture) when speaking of a person.

by Marat A. December 19, 2006

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Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

by Sinor skeezioli January 21, 2022