handle pull

long gulps off a handle of some hard alcoholic beverage

ted: man he chugged that jack with some sweet handle pulls

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Pull Handle

This is a way to drink your alcohol right from the 1.5 liter bottle. If you pull a handle your no longer a man but an alpha. Shots are for an infant in comparison. If you breath while consuming the alcohol you're reverted back to man status. Many who try die those who live, are legends.

Man: Whoa! how did you down that whole bottle of vodka?
Alpha: Lets just say your a man... and I have evolved into something greater. I call it Pull Handle.

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pulling handles

An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.

Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?

Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!

Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.

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