Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

hanging-pickles

A term used to describe the act of hanging out with no real intention or conviction of doing anything substantial.
It is derived from the process of 'pickling' a vegetable which is a long but not very laborious procedure i.e. pickling cabbage to get Kimchi.

*Commonly used in parts of North Western Europe.

Pacino: Hey Joe is there any sort of fun/activities happening today?

Joe: No, zilch to do.... I'm so bored.

Pacino: Wanna go up the road and sit in the park?

Joe: Yeah! I'm up for hanging-pickles.

Pacino: Let me just grab my jacket.