Happy Wife Syndrome

It is a birth defect in which a male has two heads on his member, allowing him to use them for both kinds of penetration at the same time. Thus making his wife very happy.

Rachel: "Why does Sally always have a smile on her face?"
Julie: "It's because Josh has Happy Wife Syndrome."

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ghost happy syndrome

Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.

Kristina suffers from ghost happy syndrome. I suggest you stay away from her.

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.