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One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
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The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.
I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.
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Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
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"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."
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A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.
Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!
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a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.
I pulled out my wood and pulled the happy gilmore that helpless slut.
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In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
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