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Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016


Happy Kangaroo

When you clean out your marijuana pipe and use the rez by cleaning it off the the stick/paper clip with a nug of pot (like a jellyfilled donut) and then stick that in the middle of the bowl. Then you sprinkle several different strains over it.

I’ve saved up a few strains of the herb, ya wanna create a happy kangaroo and light it up?

by Hedeledel dee November 28, 2018