hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.