When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point
I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!
When you’re spooning and you pop a boner.
The other night during our cuddles mike gave me a spoony harpoony.
A mix between a harpoon and a penis. Thats literally it.
Guy 1: Harpoonis lmao!!!
Guy 2: Please leave me alone you died years ago.