hart hart

a name you call an idiot.
mainly a parent.

"shouldn't you be socielizing with your friends?"- kyle's dad.
"i am socielizing hart hart!"- kyle.

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Hart to Hart

When a Man has a threesome with another Man & a Woman; and one man jacks the other man off and fingers the Woman at the same time........
I.E. From the opening of the 1970's series of the same name "Hart to Hart"; The butler "Max" states " I Take Care of Both of Them".

Me and my friend met this girl last night, and we had a real "Hart to Hart"

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hart to hart moment

When in a very romantic moment with a lover, out of nowhere something very absurd happens to ruin it. Based on that crappy TV show or movie (or whatever it is) called Hart to Hart.

(middle aged, semi wrinkley but still beautiful man and woman are liplocked in a sunny park when suddenly a dead body falls out of a tree.)
Man: Oh Shit Bitch!
Woman: What a mystery!
Man: This is a Hart to Hart moment, dear!
Woman: ...what the hell are you talking about?

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