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1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.
2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.
You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.
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A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.
Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.
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Functional programming language whose only purpose is allowing its users to say they are using it.
Haskell is pretty useless. -OCaml
Doing a before and after gym progression photos but tensing in between the photos to show "progress"
Hold on mate let me just quickly just pull a quick "Haskell" to show all my followers how ripped I am
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Crazy at times but still loving, loyal, and posses amazing strengt.
WOW, thats a Haskell couple right there- How sweet.
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A Haskell boy is a super sweet heartthrob that is loved by everyone. They always want what is best for you but also know how to take some risks and have a good time. These tall, blue-eyed, curly haired boys will steal your heart and if a Haskell loves you back, you're lucky as fuck and you know it.
Girl 1: Wow I can't believe she is dating that cute Haskell kid!
Girl 2: That lucky bitch... I'm jealous because he is just so perfect.
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Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
Dude stop creeping on that girl, Your such a Haskel rapper.
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