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A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
verb. To run in slow motion
Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass
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To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.
Past Tense: Hasselhoffed
I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.
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Hasselhoff, David
A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.
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A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"
Hasselhoff.
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Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)
I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.
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