have a nut

Go for it,
Help yourself.

When a friend says..." I need a cigarette break" you respond with "have a nut "

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I have fat nuts

When you have 2 large testicular objects under your small peepee.

Bobby; I have FAT nuts
Timmy; Lol me to.

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I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.