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have blowjob

A sarcastic reaction or comment made when two or more males unnoticed leave a group of friends for a period of time.

"Where did Perry and Micheal go?"
"They left? Oh, they must have gone to have blowjob in the bushes over there or something."

by thefourthgeorge September 24, 2007

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can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

by -_- nope August 18, 2019

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should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

by Elizabeth LB December 13, 2006

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