have tea with

equivalent to 'have sex with her'

I'm going to have tea with Keira Knightley someday.

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Having Tea

The act of mating in a verbally incognito manner.

Dude, I can't talk on the phone now, I'm having tea.

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Having a Tea Party

A secret way to say having sex around minors.

So my husband and I were having a tea party, last night.

have some tea

An inside joke question, to which the proper responce is "Yes indeed".

Refers to an old wave file from a Bruce Lee movie.

Have some tea?
Yes indeed!

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I have an iced tea

When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go

Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”

Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*