I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

do robots have dicks

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC

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i have a tiny dick

You

Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha

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I have a big dick

Response "Good for you"

"I have a big dick"

"Good for you"

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Oni chan I have dick

This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.

Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget

OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender

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Like if you have a big dick

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked

Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’

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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

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