When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
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