hazy spade

To be "out of it". That feeling you get when you have lost your mind and start putting the television remote in the fridge and pouring orange juice on your cereal.

Bryan: "Where were you last night? You missed the best party ever!"

Nix: "Oh man, after all the drinking the night before I was so hazy spade, I woke up in yard with a bottle of Jack and a HeMan action figure."