Headphone Syndrome

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.

Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome

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Headphone Syndrome

Someone attempting to speak to one another while listening to ear bleedingly loud music through their headphones.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about Katie?
Guy 2: WHAT?!?
Guy 1: Are you retarded?
Guy 2: YEAH!. (turns off music) I'm sorry what?
Guy 1: Damn, must be headphone syndrome.

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Headphone Syndrome

When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk

1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?

2:WHAT?

1. I said do you want to go to the movies?

2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?

1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome

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Headphone Neck Syndrome

A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.

Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.