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Heavy crane operator

When you’ve got whiskey dick, so you put her legs behind her head and just stretch the pussy out enough to lower the softie in there, (like a heavy crane operator) then continue to allow the pussy to slap shut on the noodle, then pull out and repeat

Heavy crane operator: big dick
Crane operator: small dick

Bro 1: bro I got so drunk on St Patty’s day and brought home the hottest chick.

Bro 2: sick bro how’d it go?
Bro 1: I had whiskey dick so I had to give her the ol heavy crane operator

by Thiccpooper April 23, 2021