hee haw see saw

One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.

The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.

The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.

Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.

Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”

Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”

Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”

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