helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”