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helium ankles

A person or being who will have non-discrimatory receptive anal sex with any individual, thus causing his legs to rise up in the air in anticipation of sex, as if they were filled with a gas less dense than air.

"Hey man, dont sleep with that slut. He has helium ankles!"

by Wayne B May 4, 2006

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helium-ankle-itis

An infectious disease that infects a females ankles causing them to float easily above her head.
This mainly occurs while the female is on her back and for some unexplained reason sexual intercourse occurs at the time of infection also.

Jim's wife caught {helium-ankle-itis} and he walked in on her with the next door neighbors gardener doing the "wild thing" in his own bed.

by motrain1976 May 31, 2009

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