hello everynyan

Hello, everynyan. How are you? Fine, thank you?
Oh my gah!
I wish I were a bird.
Why're ya talkin' in English?
My daughter is going to America.
If you were a bird?
I am not a bird. I am a cat! If I were not a cat, just what would you say I am?
Your face looks similar to somethin'... Former... Prime Minister Mori...

"Hey, you know that one meme that's going around TikTok?"
"You mean 'hello everynyan?'"