Helper

A person who you treat like a bitch / maid but sugar coat them with the title helper so they are emotionally blackmailed into doing whatever you want them to.

Oh no! Luke has taken a dump on the floor! Tommy you can be my helper and clean that up whilst I will pop the kettle on! ;)

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helper

someone who does nothing for you

a teacher's aid

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helper shakeup

When an elevator apprentice or group of elevator apprentice act as if they know anything and or everything causing the mechanics to "shake up" the help for a new, handsome and more respectful partner.

Fucking helper lost my 9/16" wrench again! Time for a "helper shakeup!"

Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.

Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.

mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

pony helper

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person

omg, charlotte is such a pony helper

Helper's Syndrome

Miscommunication when a friend's attempt to comfort another (i.e. after a break-up) instead blames that person for being a dofus choosing poorly.

Helper's Syndrome caused Sanna to call my ex's "psychos" after I broke up. My girls aren't "psychos."

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