hen's revenge

The hex bestowed upon a person after preparing and eating the taboo chicken omelette. The curse is 48 hours of inappropriately timed volcanic assplosions. Fearfully known in Mexico as "pollo y pollo".

Tom: Why isn't Jimmy out tonight?

Andy: He's home on the can with hen's revenge.

Tom: What an ass. Everyone knows you can't mix chicken with its offspring.

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