Henry Hoover

To use a Henry Hoover to suck the poo from the bumhole of a Sheffielder.

"I love a good henry hoovering after watching Sheff united get bummed by Sheff Wednesday"
"Have you heard of this curry house in Portugal? You need to get Henried after eating there, but they make a rate nice phall"

Henry Hoover

When a golfer hoovers up putts from all over the greens.

Beef was a Henry Hoover on the greens today

Henry Hoover

When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.

'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'

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henry hoover

To describe a girl that can suck cock as good if not better than a henry hoover.
can be shortened to just 'henry'

wow shes a right fucking henry hoover

you suck cock better than a henry hoover

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Henry the Hoover

For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.

"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."

"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"

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