henway

oh about two and a half pounds.

"Hey dude! Do you know where I can get a henway?"
"what's a henway?"
"Oh about two and a half pounds."

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henway

when you try to cop dome while playing guitar

c'mon dude, c'mon, seriously.. fucking henway.

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Henway

Its an old joke. Used by the Marx Brothers, among others

Freind: What's a henway?
You: A hen weighs about 4 to 6 pounds

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Henway

Something that weighs around 10 lbs. and has a very distinct smell

Doesn’t it smell like henway in here?

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Henway Jackson

Code for "Handjob"

Hannah really wanted a Coke that said, "Share a Coke with Hannah" on it & I ended up getting a Henway Jackson behind a Walgreens in return. Unfortunately, she had man hands and I had to fake my orgasm..

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Henway

Using a circle light and phone setup to take pictures

I’m using a henway rig to take selfies.