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Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
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"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
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The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.
John get me the herbal essences
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A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
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While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
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A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
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yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating
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