hetti

(adjective) Often used in the modern day festival and jam band subculture to describe something or someone that is woke, spiritually aware, or of a superior quality. Could also be used to describe a modern day hippie.

"These nugs are super hetti man."

"Did anyone bring some hetti beers? I'm tired of these Coors Lights."

"That chick is hetti dude, she does yoga and wears birks."

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hetty

(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.

Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.

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hettie

derogatory term for a heterosexual person

Did you see her hanging out with Tom the other day? She’s such a hettie

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Hettie

An amazing person with good grades and an even better personality. She's nice, smart and she'll say that she has no common sense, but she does. If you know a Hettie, then you're one of the luckiest people in the world.

Person 1: Hey she's really nice and smart.

Person 2: Must be a Hettie.

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hetty

lot slang for "heady"

this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets

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Hettie

A hetero dumbass

Ew you’re a hettie? In 2019? Smh

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Hetty

An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.

Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.

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