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a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware
guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
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Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
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Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.
PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."
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Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.
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Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.
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A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.
"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."
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Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.
Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~
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