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Hickhop

Hickhop (huh-ick-who-uh-hop) noun; is an original genre of music created by the Hoodbilly. The creation of which is from the hoodbilly lack of a useful opposable thumbs thus rendering him unable to use tools. The Hoodbilly, like his cousin rattus neotoma, have a tendency to grab and run with objects that catch their fancy. Playing radios are one of their favorite items so they are known for snatching them up and squirreling them away in their community nesting areas. They have no idea that you can turn them off or change the station so it is not uncommon for five or six radios to be blaring different radio stations all at one time in a Hoodbilly’s roost. Hoodbillys, lacking the benefits of an evolved brain, cannot differentiate between the radios each playing its separate music so he experiences the separate sounds as one single sound. In short, being a mimic, he sings what he hears, all the songs as one song. This particular genre of music is unpopular among both humans and animals alike. It is for this reason that this style of music is relatively unknown. It is not produced or recorded because, well, the Hoodbilly cannot use tools.

Hickhop should be illegal.

by Dragonlady58 January 24, 2021

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Hickhop

Hickhop (hik-hop) is a genre of music unique the Hoodbilly (and Hoodbetty) species. It is a fusion of rock, metal, hip hop, country, bluegrass and rap. It was born of the Hoodbilly being unable turn off a radio or to change the station because their genetic inability to use tools. Their love of music compels them to steal any radios they come across when they are playing music. This creates nests that usually have several radios playing loudly on different stations at the same time. Hoodbilly, not understanding the concept of separate radios and different stations believes the music to one song and mimicked what they hear through song and dance. Hickhop is a musical fusion that is a confusing, nonsensical, irritating genre that repels the opposable thumb set.

Oh GOD! Could you please stop with the hickhop. It is making me homicidal!

by Dragonlady58 January 19, 2021

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