high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!