high on drunk

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.

Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?

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High School Drunk

When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.

Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk

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high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk

1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."

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high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

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