hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

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