Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour

Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.